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Spa Treatments

Let us help you relax! Book one of our best-in-class Clown Massage treatments today.  We offer The Clown Massage (the one that set the standard internationally) as well as a variety of other clown-based healing modalities in a warm, inviting environment.   Don’t be silly:  our CCMs are held to the highest ethical clown standards.  All services are strictly non-sexual under no circumstances.

 

We book appointments four weeks in advance, and new slots open up weekly on Tuesdays at 6:29 AM ET. 
Feel free to call to join our waitlist.

“I can’t go a week without a treatment!  Joeky’s clown hands should be dipped in gold and immortalized!   Oh, and don’t tell anyone I said it, but their skincare line is unbeatable.”
 

Gyweneth P.,  a former actress and now beauty entrepreneur 

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