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May 14, 2025

EAST HAMPTON CLOWN MASSAGE EXPANDS SERVICES TO INCLUDE JEWISH SPACE LASER HAIR REMOVAL TREATMENTS - EHCM OFFERING POSITION TO MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE TO LEAD PRACTICE

East Hampton Clown Massage is proud to announce it has offered Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene to provide Jewish Space Laser Hair Removal Treatments at its soon-to-be-open spa facility in downtown East Hampton.

May 12, 2025

Village Star-Review | Some Merch From Out East

“In this crazy world, it’s more important than ever to have a self-care routine, and as many have discovered, EHCM is the best way for many people to RELAX!” said Joeky.

May 4, 2025

The New York Times | No Laughing Matter

We live in a cynical world in which tribalism has run amok on both a micro and macro level. Fueled by social media, architected by depraved power-hungry individuals who understand a divided society is a vulnerable and distracted society to be preyed upon...

Apr 23, 2025

EAST HAMPTON CLOWN MASSAGE LAUNCHES NEW WEBSITE ENHANCING BOOKING EXPERIENCE AND INTRODUCING ONLINE SHOP

EHCM is launching its revamped website to handle clown massage bookings online. The website also features bios on the highly acclaimed Certified Clown Masseuses (CCMs), menu of services, as well as an online shop featuring EHCM’s award-winning beauty products and logo’d apparel.

Mar 17, 2025

Vanity Fair | Don't Rub It In!

Joeky, the bad boy visionary behind East Hampton Clown Massage wants to clear the air about crypto currency, Taylor Swift, turf wars with Goop, being a reformed lax bro, and getting along with his neighbors.