Meet The East Hampton Clown Massage Team
Joeky
CEO & Founder
Joeky is the Founder and CEO of East Hampton Clown Massage. He is a Certified Clown Masseuse (CCM). His innovations around Clown Massage, including the Gluteus Giggle Technique (GGT), have helped to elevate Clown Massage around the world. Born and raised in Frontignan on the French Riviera, Joeky received his undergrad degree at Duke University before attending Le Ecole de Clown Massage in Gagnes. Joeky was the special massage programs facilitator at The Essalen Institute in Big Sur before moving to New York in 2007. Joeky is past president and current trustee of the International Institute for Clown Massage (IICM). He has also written several highly acclaimed pieces on the crypto industry and is a sought after speaker at crypto conferences worldwide. He lives in Amagansett.
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In His Free Time
Makes perfect scale replicas of The Taj Mahal and Yosemite National Park with balloons. Owns three Tesla Cybertrucks.
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Giggles
(He/Him/He-He)
CCM
A CCM, Giggles is one of the most sought after clown masseurs in the Hamptons. A former celebrity makeup artist and clairvoyant in Hollywood , Giggles has retained an enviable black book of A-list massage clients, including actors and musicians Gywneth P, Scarlett J., Billy J., Kid R. and Billy Ray C. Known for his incorporation of sound (including lots of George Formby) as part of the massage healing process, Giggles also curates East Hampton Clown Massage’s online skincare shop.
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In His Free Time
Counsels sad clowns, djs children’s parties, hits the party scene at The Surf Lodge.
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Krusty
CCM
CCM Krusty believes Clown Massage provides a portal into higher realms of consciousness through the healing of emotional trauma stored in the body. His Scream, Tummy Tickle and Laugh technique is a testament to imitation being the highest form of flattery, as it has now been incorporated by countless clown masseuses throughout the world. Also a huge proponent of plant medicine, including Ayahuasca, Krusty has facilitated healing retreats in the Amazonian rainforest in Brazil, Nosara (Costa Rica), Sayulita (Mexico) and The Villages (Florida).
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In His Free Time
Pickleball (and his variation, Tickleball), Burning Man, Sigur Ros concerts and all things purple.
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Fuckin’ Tommy
We promised Tommy’s mother we’d try and help him out but Tommy doesn’t have his clown massage license yet as he’s pending some recent charges for assault and theft.
Tommy does have access to a pretty reliable Econoline van if you need something hauled out of your basement or yard. Tommy’s typically available in late afternoon and early evenings Tuesday-Thursday. We’ve known Tommy since we were kids. He’s a good guy at heart but just can’t get out of the way of himself sometimes. His dad wasn’t around much when Tommy was a kid.
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In His Free Time
Nunchucks. Acquires stuff owned by local municipalities. Was a high performer on Pac-Man.
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Tickle The Turkey
Eastern Wild Turkey
Get your mind out of the gutter. That’s her name, and she loves to suck tick. Tick is a native Hamptonite we assume was born and raised around the Laurel Hill area of Amagansett. This colorful hen is probably about 2 years old, based on examination of her droppings. She weighs about 17 lbs. Tick-borne Lyme Disease is at epidemic levels on the East End so we’ve brought Tickle the Turkey on to our team to fight back with her signature Suck-A-Tick treatment.
To be clear, she does not have a CCM (Certified Clown Massage) designation.
In Her Free Time
Struts, displays plumage, sucks tick.
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